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on't squat with your spurs on.D
on't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.T
iming has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.T
he easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.I
f you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.I
f it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.I
t don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.T
he biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.N
ever ask a barber if you need a haircut.I
f you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.D
on't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.A
lways drink upstream from the herd.G
enerally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.T
ellin' a man to git lost and makin' him do it are two entirely different propositions.I
f you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.G
ood judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.W
hen you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.W
hen you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.L
ettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.A
lways take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.
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